 845 x 801 208.4K Dad is about to blow out candles on his 79th |
 512 x 610 78K And there they go---79 candles, plus or minus 70. Close enough, anyway. Happy Birthday! |
 512 x 768 74.5K I'm holding Tina the Slasher Cat. She is momentarily calmed. This is a very temporary state. |
 461 x 388 37.6K Dale is tickling Samantha. Samantha's mouth is open. This is generally a permanent state. |
 766 x 698 105.8K Neither Dale nor Samantha are enthusiastic about having their pictures taken. |
 768 x 512 63.7K James volunteers to answer the question. His answer, "Appawana," was close but since "Gettysburg" is what the judges were looking for, he gets only 1/2 credit. |
 745 x 665 79.1K JPT again, pointing with one of his favorite objects: a bottle. |
 642 x 797 93.7K Don has temporary custody of Tina the Slasher Cat. |
 768 x 512 64.8K James is curled up doing the cute baby thing. Works every time. |
 768 x 512 110K Tina is curled up, doing the cute kitty thing. No one is fooled here. |
 572 x 614 85.7K Grandma holds James. |
 470 x 567 65.2K Jan is trying to look mean. Doesn't work very well. |
 527 x 539 71.8K Sheryl is holding up a George Washington book. I'm not sure why. Probably something to do with Samantha. |
 768 x 512 154.1K Easter Day, 1999: Chez Jams gets a light dusting of snow. It doesn't stick (hasn't since about 1988), but we're amazed anyway. |