(Joel M Snyder, June/2004)
We board a Delta flight at 6AM, taking a couple of first class seats. Atlanta is our home for 5 hours, during which we go to a TGI Fridays for lunch. We have the unique experience (for me) of having to put our names on a waiting list and come back 20 minutes later to eat at an Airport restaurant. This is a testament to how bad the choices are at Atlanta. 6 concourses and this is possibly the best restaurant there! Arriving late in Puerto Rico, we head for the vile Radisson Ambassador and crash.
We are scheduled to get up early, fly the 100 miles to St. Martin, and join the crew. A short 8AM, 40 minute flight from Puerto Rico to St. Martin turns, via the amazing errors of American Airlines, into a 12-hour ordeal. Many phone calls are made; many people are highly frustrated. In the airport, we watch the Belmont Stakes where Smarty Jones fails to earn the Triple Crown. No one is happy. The less said about the food, the better. We arrive in St. Martin at 11:30 PM instead of 9:05 AM.
When we arrive in St. Martin, we board Sailing Ship Zelkova, a 52-foot long, 5-bedroom monster. This boat has been automated beyond all reason: in addition to separate heads for each bedroom and air conditioners, it has a microwave oven. Boats should not have microwaves. Some of the automation, however, is a success: the boat has a GPS and autopilot, both linked to each other, eliminating one of the major bits of tedium in any sailing trip: trying to keep the boat headed in the same direction for hours at a time.

To introduce our crew, from left to right: Joel, Dale, Jan, Don (also known as Captain Daddy) and Barbara. All Trumbos but me: this is a family cruise.

We decide to go to Saba (new info: pronounced S-ay-ba, not S-ah-ba) for diving and touring and this consumes the whole day. Rather than sail there, the logistics are such that we have to take a ferry. So up at 6:30 AM, to the ferry dock at 8, only to learn that we’ve been faked out and the ferry doesn’t leave until 9:15 AM. So we mill around, get some coffee, and meet Marty from Montreal, who will be diving with us. The ferry (“Edge II”) is $54 each (a negotiated 10% discount) round trip (no extra charge for sea sickness; it’s included in the price), and the dives are $90 for a two-tank boat dive. With the $3/dive/person marine park fee, $8 lunch, $8/tank nitrox fee, and tip, we’re paying about $90 a dive. Ouch!
Jan, Dale, and I don’t get to see Saba (Don and Barbara take a tour), but it is clearly a hard place to get around. The harbor is being renovated and is not very attractive. Diving sites, however, are close because the island is tiny. Our longest boat ride is about 10 minutes, and all the island moorings are within 15 minutes of the harbor.
We dive with Sea Saba, a jovial crew of two from the UK on the boat who joke their way through the whole thing. Although expensive, they’re serious about safety, as one stays with the boat while the other goes down with us. Our first dive, to Lou’s Ladder, is very nice. Second, to Man’o’War, is much better. Because of a splitting headache and seasickness, I don’t really enjoy either that much. However, if given the chance to go back to Man’o’War, I definitely would do it.
Dinner is our first on the boat. We were supposed to provision the boat the first morning, but because of the Day 1 Fracas, we have limited supplies. Barbara proposes a stir-fry of onion, mushrooms, green pepper, and sausage. I add anchovies, tomato paste, chervil, garlic, and pepper. Sauté with virgin olive oil each ingredient in turn over the highest heat possible; serve immediately. For a salad, we put together some fresh tomatoes, sliced, with dried basil, salt, and olive oil. The tomatoes, unfortunately, are disappointing: no better than what we get in Tucson. For dessert, Barbara has thoughtfully grabbed some chocolate chip cookies. Gin flows. We are just beginning to relax.
6-June-2004, dive #188: “Lou’s Ladder (Saba, Netherlands Antilles).” 111 feet for 56 minutes on EAN32. Jan writes: “Divemaster Guy (Scotsman) and Steve (Brit) from Sea Saba. Long fingers of lava form parallel gullies to 100 ft. Guy led a medium-fast cruise to bottom at about 90 ft. and up. The sponges here are populous, occasional giant vases, huge variety. Steep slope but not a wall. Plenty, plenty of fish, durgons, vibrant small society. Lots of coneys, yellow wrasses, 2 morays, 1 large lobster. Some caves showed a giant yellowtail snapper. Beautiful orange yellow & green sponges, some perfectly round and grapefruit-sized. Puffers, filefish, angels; major sergeant-major scene.”
6-June-2004, dive #189: “Man’O’War (Saba, Netherlands Antilles).” 73 feet for 56 minutes on EAN32. Jan writes: “Wow. Just wow! Fish swarming everywhere. 2 steep pinnacles to 70’ jam-packed with sponges of every size and color and corals in between. Black wire coral at 50’. Saw a baby turtle, durgons, and jacks hovering, grunts and HUGE French angelfish. Guy found a spotted snake eel buried in sand to its gills. Blue runners strafe you. Bigeyes eyeball you from their chosen spots. This was a vertical wall in many places. Lots of ups and downs, cuts, gullies, caves, overhangs, every square meter occupied. Coneys. Basselets. Pyramid butterflyfish. Etc. etc. etc.”
In the morning, Barb, Jan and I make a mad dash into town to provision this boat so that we can actually do something with it besides sit at dock. We run to Food World in St. Martin, where the selection is pretty good (a bit pedestrian, but pedestrian is OK for things like flour and milk) and eschew a fairly good looking produce section in favor of Le Grand Marche’, which is recommended as an excellent place to provision. Well, yes, sort of, it has LOTS of things, but the produce is weak (at best) and the fresh meat and fish section is virtually nonexistent. I cannot, for example, buy 5 steaks because they don’t have that many. When it comes to frozen food, though, there is more than adequate supply of whatever you want, ranging from three brands of chicken (including Sanderson Farms, our current favorite) to goat, with everything in between. I get chicken and hamburger, plus some very very very thin pork chops and frozen shrimp. The wine section is more interesting, but if I had to do it over again, I’d get my produce at Food World. The open-air market in Marigot is interesting, but the traffic is so overwhelming that we do not even attempt it.
On the way back, I spot a rib joint (between the KFC and the Shell station across from Le Grand Marche’) and we pick up lunch supplies, grand total of $16 for the five of us, including dessert and (turns out) sufficient BBQ pork and chicken to also act as salad meat the next day.
Back at the boat, Dale & Don have beaten up the Moorings about minor problems and also negotiated dive tanks: $56 each tank, full, for the two weeks. We get beaten up on lead: they charge “per diver” instead of “per pound,” and so we pay for 5 divers when we could have gotten away with 3 at $14 each. Pfah. Dale manages to put the tanks into the locker I had declared “full” with emergency life raft as well as the extra cabin: he shares his sister’s innate ability to pack things tightly. We get 8 tanks.
The Moorings gets us on our way and we head to Tintemarre, a small spot off of St. Martin known as a good lunch hook. The initial operation of the boat is a bit rough, but crew under command of the Tres Amigos captains does a fine job. At lunch, we plow through the BBQ pork and chicken, plus a green salad (lettuce, tomatoes, freshly sliced Italian Parmesan) and finish with plantains baked in a honey sauce, a tiny bit gooey, not overly sweet, and a good finish. With lunch, a light Champagne.
One of the goals of this trip is to have Jan learn more how to captain, so whenever possible, Dale & Don let her drive and assist in the planning. As Captain, Jan does a pretty good job.

Afternoon sail takes us to Grand Case, officially on the French side of the island. Grand Case, the first of many French ports, is a beautiful way to start our journey. A small town, it appears across the water to look utterly charming.

We should have gone in for dinner---the main drag, such as it is, has about 20 restaurants in it. But instead I cook pork chops. Marinade the pork chops in the juice of 3 limes, generous splash of olive oil, 2 tsp cumin, 1 tsp oregano, 2 garlic cloves, and a heady shake of ground chilies we brought from Tucson. Add pepper, salt, and let sit all afternoon. On the grill, about 5 minutes per side (these are thin). Complement with fresh baked bread and a radish & cucumber salad. Slice halved, seeded, peeled cucumbers into small pieces, and add a half-dozen radishes, sliced very thin, a clove of garlic, and a handful of mint (chopped). Dress with an 1/8 cup olive oil, 1 cup yogurt, 1/2 cup chopped walnuts, and some vinegar and salt. Serve soon, as the salad will get watery from the cucumbers. A burgundy complements this nicely.
For dessert, huge delicious red grapes served chilled with Graham’s “Six Grapes” port.
First thing in the morning I insist on a shore party to Grand Case. It is even more charming in the light of morning than the evening before.

The town is waking up at 9 AM. Most restaurants shuttered, with breakfast joints doing a slow business.

Barbara cannot resist the pain chocolat and some other twisted dough baked with chocolate inside and buys a bag, passing out pain chocolat as we walk down the street. The main drag is not too heavily trafficked---a one-lane road, suitable for cars and the inevitable minibuses acting as ad-hoc cabs, bringing people from their homes “downtown” to start the day. The walk takes all of 20 minutes, then back on the beach. Jan and I duck into a supermarket and pick up some limes, lemons, a nice looking cheese (“… made from mountain milk …”) and a chocolate bar for dessert one night. Also 3 bags of ice, 2 for the cockpit and one for the fridge. I think that is about our “run rate,” 3 bags per day. We now know how often we have to meet civilization (or do without blender drinks).
The sail to Ile Fourchue is brisk. Main reefed and jib full out, Zelkova does a snappy 9 knots once we hit open water. There is a great deal of fiddling with GPSes to get us to an arbitrary point so that we don’t have to touch the course, but once we hit that point, the hour-and-a-half sail does us good. At Ile Fourchue, the anchorage is so nice that Dale & Don suggest spending the night here instead of going on to St. Barth. Jan agrees, perhaps under duress.

Lunch is green salad, with smoked mozzarella, Gouda, leftover BBQ pork and chicken, fresh lettuce, celery and carrot. For dessert, bananas and Barbara surprises us with the chocolate filled twists she bought that morning.
After lunch, I throw together a gazpacho for dinner that night to rest and relax. Two cups of beef stock mixed with a can of tomatoes (drained), three fresh tomatoes (all we have), lemon juice, vinegar, olive oil, salt, pepper, a dot of chili pepper, a dash of Worcestershire sauce, an onion, a generous handful of fresh cilantro, some garlic, and a green pepper.
Don & Barbara go snorkeling while Jan, Dale, and I go diving. The site is incredibly full of interesting fish. An octopus looks like a rock, but then obligingly displays his full 24” webbed body for Dale when the camera comes out. A shark hurries away, but barracuda circle in thin formation. The urchins are not out in force, but more so than at Saba. A huge spiny lobster was advertising for dinner somewhere, not willing to back into his cave, curious, as I’ve never seen a lobster be. Lots of sergeant majors were guarding their egg masses, while gangs of blue tangs came at them, 6 or 8 at a time, to get a snack, like little fishy juvenile delinquents. I did my part to defend, but in the end, the fish get the best of us and have their caviar treats.
For dinner, we have the gazpacho with fresh garlic bread, warm from the oven, and a cheese and fruit plate (an incredible English cheddar, which tells us what cheddar is supposed to be, plus a creamy French cheese and a more solid tasty one from Normandy) with fresh oranges, grapes, and some dried apricots. The St. Estephe 2001 is tasty, lightly chilled. I try a Monecristo #2, but the wind gets the best of me. We finish the Port.
8-June-2004, dive #190: “Ile Fourchue (St. Barth).” 62 feet for 72 minutes on air. Joel writes: “Let’s start with about a billion sergeant majors, all guarding eggs. Bands of blue tangs marauding the egg masses like fishy juvenile delinquents. Around the edges bushels of barracudas, all looking very official. And large. A few urchins and LOTS of hermit crabs, all inhabiting slightly used mid-sized conch shells. Jan found a huge lobster at 21ft, unwilling to back up. I found a 24” octopus in a stroke of good luck and it displayed nicely for us. Lots of cleaning stations occupied by groupers and mantis shrimp climbing in, around, and over them. The shark was either nurse or black-tip, but not interested in a lot of discussions. 2 turtles, about 24”. Good site---would be nice at night to see shells out.”
We wake up to a pleasant day and set sail for Pt. Columbier, a bay on the “other side” of St. Barth. Unusually, and unlike most of our stops on the trip, this one has no town attached---it’s just a nice anchorage. From Ile Fourchue, it’s a short ride to Pt. Columbier, but up-wind, so there is a great deal of jib jockeying going on. The main is reefed at its second reef point and swings back and forth happily every time the captain calls “hard a-lee,” but the jib has to be wound and unwound, ground and unground, each time. After four tacks, we are pointed correctly into the bay and sail in to a pleasant stop.
Here you can see Don and Barbara on one of the many tacks: grind the sail tight, as Captain Jan calls for more speed.

Pt. Columbier is a darling little bay, with a bit of company, but otherwise with that otherworldly feeling you have of being somewhere away from everyone else.

Lunch is a simple salad of lettuce, arugula, fresh buffalo-milk mozzarella, Thai tuna (not as good as the Spanish and Italian kinds), green olives, and an olive oil and vinegar dressing. A bit of fruit for dessert and we are ready for our daily hike, to Flamands Beach.
The walk is described as a 30-minute challenging hike, and
it is.